As we passed by Wei’s Noodle Shop, we spotted Lu Hsien whose about to go to school. Lu Hsien, by the way, is the keeper of the Egyptian Sun God Ra and also holds the power of fire. Since this is a rare opportunity, we decided to sharpen our wits and prepared ourselves to interview this young man. And here it goes…
… I AM Yu Lu Hsien.
… PEOPLE WILL EASILY RECOGNIZE ME BECAUSE of my oozing sex appeal, my cleverness and my beautiful face.
… I THINK PEOPLE LIKE ME BECAUSE I am near to perfection! Hahaha!
… ATTITUDE PROBLEM? PEOPLE THINK THAT I AM a selfish and vain person. I tell you, I am NOT.
… I REALLY HATE IT WHEN someone would mess up my hair. Who wouldn’t? Our hair is our crowning glory. Without it, you look like &*%$!@$#!!
… DURING MY FREE TIME, I TEND TO look into the mirror and admire myself.
… I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE MY TIME cleaning my room and tidying my trophies.
… I AM EASILY UPSET WHEN seeing a mess. I want everything to be as organized as possible.
… I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE quiet, polite and who always follow my request! 😛
… HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT RA? Well, I used t see Ra in the mirror but I thought he’s just a wondering ghost of a cross-dresser or something so I don’t put a lot of effort knowing him. But lately I am bothered by a certain dream that involved him so I have no choice but to bear seeing him haha!
… ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH RA LIVING INSIDE YOU? Of course not! Try to imagine sharing your body to your father. That’s how eerie it is! I mean Ra is a little up-tight and serious. Well, honestly speaking, I preferred him compared to kiss-ass Zeus, bird-brain Tezcatlipoca and tree-trunk Odin hahaha!
… DID YOU FIND RA ANNOYING? YYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!! He annoys me al lot! He usually says ‘Don’t do this my son’..’Do this, my child’… I mean he’s not my father!
… DID YOU EVER THINK THAT ONE DAY RA WILL LEAVE YOU? Of course but he cannot do that easily! He must pay me back for using my body! Oooopppssss! Not that kind of thing, I tell you. What I mean is him staying inside me for as long as I remember.
… IF YOU WILL BE GIVEN A CHANCE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ZEUS/ODIN/TEZCATLIPOCA TO LIVE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF RA,
WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? I told you, I cannot bear to see myself living with those Gods… It’s like choosing a lesser evil, Ra may be a little tight-ass but he’s not like those gods who acted as if they are the best!! Did you see my point?
…HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR FRIENDS (KAZUYA, LEE GYUL, TETSUO)
Well I met them in three different occasions: I met Tetsuo first during a battle in the soccer field, he’s the goalkeeper of our School’s soccer team. Then I met Lee Gyul almost a week after. He saved us from being crushed by a Minotaur. While Kazuya, well, it was pure accident, no one asked him to help us that time. I mean he is bossy, rude and sinfully rich! Who cares!!!
… ANY MESSAGE FOR KAZUYA, TETSUO AND LEE GYUL?
Guys! Knowing you is the best thing that ever happened to me… JUST KIDDING!!! haha
… IF RA ASKED YOU TO CHOOSE ANYTHING THAT HE HAD, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Well, Egyptian boobies are really good so i want a goddess (Maybe as hot as Bastet) to be my personal slave hahaha (Nose bleed!!)
…ANY MESSAGE FOR RA?
Ra… Daddyow! You rock!!! hahaha